Robson's got a big one

By Blog on the Box on Sep 3, 08 03:41 PM in

Robson Green has a big one.
We know it's a big one because he is constantly boasting about it in his new series.
Examples include: "Look at the size of that."
Then there's "Will you look at that, man." and "Oh wow, look at that."
And again: "Oh man, did you see that,"
I did see the size of it and I'm not impressed.

We are, of course, talking about the fish Robson encounters in his latest series.
Extreme Fishing With Robson Green has the actor cavorting around the world for a spot of fishing in the world's most inhospitable places and not doing too badly either.
The series is a bit of an indulgence with Robbo basically having a lot of fishing trips at Five's expense.
He gets the chance to strip off and show his proggy mat of a chest.
And he was probably chuffed to bits to get his name in the title - though it's a bit poncey if you ask me.
You can't fault his enthusiasm but, bloody hell, does he have to tell us he's got big ones every two or three minutes.
There was, however, one small tiddler.
He joked about auditioning for the role of James Bond in the North Sea by doing that thing where 007 comes out of the water in his short shorts.
Apparently the cold caused his tackle to shrivel. His meat and two veg became a chipolata and two garden peas.
The man was obviously cut to size.